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Face·book·a·hol·ic
Pronunciation: [Fās-bŏŏk-ə-hȯ-lik]
n. A person whose chronic dependence on Facebook leads to interference with health and to social and economic problems.
Synonyms: Facebook addict, Facebook whore, Facebook junkie
Symptoms of a Facebookaholic
You might be a Facebookaholic if …
You print out your News Feed to read at breakfast every morning
You are in the “Biggest Facebook Group Ever” group
You list Facebook groups that you started on your resume
You have sent out so many Facebook messages that you receive this warning:
You upload photo albums of a party … while you’re still at the party
You scour your friends’ photo albums seeking to tag anyone (including inanimate objects) that may have been overlooked
You use Facebook mobile to provide real-time updates of your status throughout the day
You have racked up a $50 credit card bill from purchasing so many Facebook gifts
You follow self-imposed Facebook rules or etiquette such as “I don’t friend first”
You read blogs about Facebook (whoops!)
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